Adrienne Gusoff is among the most quoted humorists on the internet. Her sayings have appeared on hundreds of sites, in scores of countries. Many of these pithy lines first appeared on award-winning greeting cards, buttons, post-it notes, mugs and more. They are now available on T-shirts, mousepads, journals, caps and other items for your gift-giving pleasure (and for your own pleasure, too, of course!)


Adrienne's Random Quotes Page


((click on any quote to be taken to a shop featuring different items with that design)

One of the web's favorite quotes on all kinds of products!


The story of my life.
Perhaps of yours, too?

For those who are all stressed out over being all stressed out


All you need to know
in life, on a mousepad


"Why are you staring at my tits?"
on ladies' T's, camisoles, etc....

Kamasutra Kamikaze
(willing to try every position

in one night or die trying)

The perfect t-shirt for
the woman with hot flashes



If ya got 'em, baby, flaunt 'em!
Available on T-shirts, maternity tops, mugs, more



Available on Tshirts, cards, more.


Veni, Vidi, Vomiti
(I came, I saw, I spit up)

The ideal gift for your favorite
slacker (or draft dodger)
(This IS all I can be)


Perfect for the little drooler!

(please contact Adrienne
directly about this)





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