Adrienne Gusoff Creative Force

These are just a small sampling of the thousands of cards I've published with such companies as
Recycled Paper Greetings, Papyrus, Marcel Schurman Fine Papers; American Postcard Company, Avanti Press,
Smart Alex, Nobleworks, Design Design, Portal Publishing, and others

You too can be a greeting card designer! Lookie here!

At least after shopping, if you're not satisfied, you can return it for something you really like	So I smacked his face! Feel Better Soon!
A donation has been made to Our Lady of Perpetual Shopping	Think of it as your inner child playing with matches Happy Birthday
That's a polite way of saying "You fart a lot, but I love you anyway." Happy Birthday (also Happy Valentine's Day)	You're looking sharp, Birthday Girl!
If you're looking for someone to give you an expensive gift, see someone else. Happy Birthday	"Sorry lady, we can't help you." Happy Birthday to a natural beauty!
Fortunately, I'm incredibly well-adjusted so I know you'll still like me even though I'm only giving you a cheap card. Happy Holidays.	It's your birthday... let's make a big stink about it!
Just ask Tiffany. She's 23.	Unfortunatey, they have to kneel to do it. Happy Birthday
I can't cook for shit.	May all your wildest birthday fantasies come true!
(on handwritten note:) Harvey birdy two hue and Minnie mower. Happy Birthday. (Get the message?)	You can try to keep them quiet but the ones closest to you always know! Happy Birthday!
One man to do the cooking, the other to do the cleaning. Happy Birthday	May your holidays always be filled with childlike wonder
And save me some cake.	It's your birthday. You're old. Deal with it.
It's only a birthday. Try to keep a stiff upper lip!	...perhaps he should have been more specific when he asked for a "big cock" Happy Birthday
In New Guinea, you'd be a GOD! Happy Birthday!	Happy Birthday to someone who handles aging incredibly well (must be all those years of practice)
I'm trying hard to give a shit. Happy Birthday	Happy Birthday. Your room is ready.
Because tomorrow we go back to treating you like shit. Happy Birthday	Congratulations and Happy Birthday "Sits on Couch with Remote Control"
is a shopping bag in each hand. Happy Birthday. Artwork by Monisha Raja	At least after shopping, if you're not satisfied, you can return it for something you really like Artwork by Monisha Raja
*This time, you're really* sick! (Hope you feel better soon.)**	Louie Award Winner The search goes on...
screaming "When did my boobs start looking like tennis balls in tube socks? Where did this big butt come from? Hey! Who switched my body with my grandmother's!?!? Happy Birthday	Oh. I see you've met Chief Flinging Bull.
Have a beautiful birthday!	Heck, if it weren't for flashbacks, I'd have no memory at all. Happy Birthday.
On your birthday, hope you manage to have SOME fun!	Or if not proud, at least not embarrassed Happy Mother's Day
Happy Birthday! Hope it's a gas!	Whew! Safe on both counts! Happy Birthday!
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He asked to be young again with a big cock between his legs. Happy Birthday (be careful what you wish for!)	Another year older, proceed with caution! Happy Birthday
...if you'd just let go of your wiener for 5 minutes! Happy Birthday	Still looking good, girlfriend! Happy Birthday
Just think of the tales we can tell around the campfire! Happy Halloween!