SAVE THE WRITER FOUNDATION |
Poor little Adrienne hates to beg, but what can she do? Freelance writing work is scarce in her village. Yet despite difficult times, every month her evil mortgage lender, health insurance provider and telephone company demand their filthy lucre. Day after day, she awaits word from someone like you; a guardian angel who recognizes her talent; someone willing to let her prove how brilliant, how reliable, how thoroughly professional she is. We beseech you to please help Adrienne support herself and her family, not by giving charity, but by providing much needed work. so she may live in dignity (and maybe even buy that cute little outfit shes had her eye on.) Bless you. |
RESUME
Attributes: |
abundantly creative
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Detriments: |
Unable to add past 10 without the help of a calculator (and I DON'T do windows)
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Lifelong Ambition: |
To lead a brilliant and exciting career from which I may retire a wealthy woman to write my memoirs which will be made into an HBO Best-Seller Mini-Series.
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Progress to date: |
Published writer of fiction, non-fiction and humor. Author of "Dirty Yiddish Slang" (Ulysses Press.) Originator of BUBBY-GRAM and PICK- A-SHTICK (entertainment agency.) Performing comedienne. Creator of several successful lines of amusing greeting cards & novelty items for Recycled Paper Greetings, Papyrus, Avanti Press, American Postcard Co., et al. Creative consultant to Fortune 50 companies. Award-winning copywriter and card designer. Game and toy inventor/designer. Professor at Parson's School of Design. Advice columnist. Motivational speaker. Media darling. (for writing samples, please go HERE
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One good reason
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To keep my unlimited talents from falling into the hands of your competition |
References: |
"Marvelous, sensational, wonderful, extraordinary, superb, remarkable, exceptional, fabulous, phenomenal, amazing."
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* "in American High School Students" |