Apologies, folks...

I am still trying to figure out how to
create a shopping cart that will:

a) automatically calculate your
volume discount,

b) offer you multiple ways to pay.

(This may take a while.)

In the meanwhile, please fill out the order form with
your choices, provide all your contact info,
and I will get back to you pronto
re payment. including your discount.
(Buy 3-5 packs, get a 10% discount.
6 packs or more, 15% discount.)

Right now, your choices are Venmo, Zelle, bank check, postal money order, your first born, or credit card via Square (3% surcharge.)

If local, I can sometimes take cash or cattle.

Thanks for supporting my latest wacky enterprise.
You keep me young!