| Chance
of Lifetime
Written
and moderated by Adrienne Gusoff
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Dear
Babe:
I have a chance to date a very young and good-looking girl. Of course
there's a big age difference. Anyway, what would you suggest for a
first date? And don't tell me to forget it. We live in a not-very-populated
or hip area. Nighttime date is the topic.
Lucky Guy
Dear Lucky:
How young is young? Is she under 18? If so, I AM telling
you to fuggedaboudit! It ain't worth the trouble or the risk. And
I swear, if she IS underage and you lay one hand on her, I'll hunt
you down and well, let's just say, you wouldn't want me on your case!
But let us assume that she is over 18 and willing to date you-an older,
more mature man of the world. Where should you take her? Well, that
might depend upon a) how old she is and b) how old you are.
Are we talking college girl vs. man in his 40's? Or are you going
to look as if grandpa is taking his granddaughter out for ice cream?
Or are you talking Anna Nicole Smith and her sugar daddy? See, I need
a little perspective here.
Generally speaking, I always recommend that men treat ladies with
respect (and vice versa). If you're asking me how can you get her
good and drunk so you can boff her, you're asking the wrong person
for advice. If you want to know where to take her so you can get to
know her better, I suggest a nice restaurant where you can chat over
dinner and (assuming she's legal drinking age) a bottle of wine.
I'm sure there's a decent restaurant with tablecloths and a liquor
license somewhere in your county. Give her plenty of space and don't
come on too strong or you'll scare her off. Drool all over her lasciviously,
and she'll probably run like hell… and well she should. And please
remember, she's not just a hot body in a cute dress. She is a human
being. And though she may appear to be sophisticated, if she's really
young, it's probably all façade and posturing. Taking sexual advantage
of her desire to be "grown up" would be very sleazy. I trust I have
made myself clear?!
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