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It Zipped, Stupid!
Written
and moderated by Adrienne Gusoff
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Dear
Babe:
My wife's friend is very attractive. We spend a lot of time together
because she's my daughter's godmother. (She and my wife have been
best friends since grade school.) When she's at our house, she behaves
as if she is part of our family.
When she talks to me she acts kind of flirty. When we are alone, she
gives me the impression that she is interested in me even though she's
getting married in November. When we're talking, she often plays with
her hair and looks very interested in what I have to say.
My question is: I'm very attracted to her and would like to have a
more intimate relationship with her. I'm afraid when I make the first
step, I'll screw things up and everything will be ruined. What's the
best approach?
Rarin' to Go
Dear Rarin':
The best approach? Keep your pecker in your pants and your mouth shut.
I cannot believe you would even consider ruining five lives for a
little bit of nookie. Not only do you have no morals, you have no
sense!
If you are looking to me to instruct you on the best way to cheat,
you're asking the wrong person. If you're not happy in your marriage,
work on it. If it's a lost cause, end it. If you're just looking for
a cheap thrill, grow up! Cheating is cowardly and selfish. When you
are caught (and believe me, you will be!), you will not only have
destroyed your relationship with your wife and probably your daughter,
but you will have ruined a long and trusting friendship between your
wife and her lifelong pal, not to mention the relationship between
your daughter and her godmother. And let's not forget about the repercussions
between this woman and her fiancé.
And what if you have misinterpreted this woman's "come on"? I'm betting
much of her interest is purely in your head, just wishful thinking
on your part. So she's comfortable around you. That's because she
trusts you. How long do you think she'd trust you if you came on to
her? Let's say you do approach her and she gets upset and/or
offended. Maybe she tells your wife, in which case, refer to the previous
paragraph for consequences. Maybe she decides to keep her mouth shut,
which will still impact her relationship with your wife and
with your family in general. Imagine how awkward you two will be around
each other. And people will notice.
I sincerely hope you give up this very stupid notion and focus your
sexual energy on your wife. Good marriages don't just happen. They
take work and sacrifice. And by "sacrifice" I mean keeping your pants
zipped even if Pamela Anderson, herself is lusting after you..
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