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A Fate Worse than Death (June
20, 2002)
Let the shnook learn from his own mistakes, just as you did.
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Tickle My “Gee!” Spot (April
26, 2002)
Oral sex with simultaneous G-Spot stimulation can send even
the coldest woman into paroxysms of pleasure. |
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It’s a Ho (Shake) Down! (March 28,
2002)
If you’re going to be having sex, you’d better be damn sure
you know where your precious bodily fluids are ending up. |
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Tres Bien, Lesbian (February 27, 2002)
It’s always been a big fantasy of mine to make love to two beautiful
women at once. |
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7 Days on the Same T-Shirt (February
18, 2002)
Women generally are not attracted to men who smell like "Eau
de Homeless Guy." |
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What’s My Problem? (January 30,
2002)
I’ve known plenty of guys who are intelligent, stylish and sophisticated
and didn’t have a clue how to treat a woman. |
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Win at Love by Working the System
(January 16, 2002)
If you want to win at love, you’ve got to learn to work the
system. |
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What Women Want (January 13, 2002)
How the heck should I know why you can’t get to first base?
Maybe you look like Quasi Modo and have the manners of Attila
the Hun. |
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What Do Women Want? (January
2, 2002)
"...every woman wants Brad Pitt or George Clooney, but what
about the rest of us “normal” guys?" |
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The Tangled Web of Unwanted Commitment
(December 19, 2001)
“If you play the role of boyfriend … you become her de facto
boyfriend.” |
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Starvin’ Marvin (December 5, 2001)
Foreplay for women doesn’t begin five minutes before sex. It
begins five hours before sex. |
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My World Revolves Around You. I Hate
That. (November 16, 2001)
Relationships that exist merely to fulfill emotional voids,
because we’re afraid of being alone or for other co-dependant
reasons, are doomed to unhappiness and failure. |
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Control Yourself! (November 7,
2001)
"See how long you can tease yourself without coming. Enjoy bringing
yourself right up to the edge without going over." |
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Who's the Psycho? (October
31, 2001)
If you want to have sex with a woman and don't want to be in
a serious relationship, find a woman who feels as you do. It’s
not fair to prey on vulnerable women just to get laid. |
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Come, Come,
Now (October 25, 2001)
Once she's freely able to admit that she hasn't climaxed, for
whatever reason, you'll never have to worry that she's faking
it. |
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Strangers
in the Night (October 17,
2001)
You put her on the bus and sent her alone off into the dark,
city night? Slightly drunk, no less? Not exactly the behavior
of a man most women would consider "boyfriend" material. |
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Keep it
Zipped, Stupid! (October 10, 2001)
Not only do you have no morals, you have no sense! |
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She’s
Drunk and She Wants Me (October 3, 2001)
What kind of woman would tell her friends that you are gay because
you behaved like a gentleman and didn't take advantage of her?
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That
Crash? It Was Just My Heart Breaking...(September 26, 2001)
Learning to trust yourself is the only way to trust others,
and the only way to eventually fall in love again. |
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Hello
Young Lover(September 19, 2001)
If you're 22 and she's 45, divorced and horny, I'd say you have
a pretty good shot. |
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Short and
Sweet(September 5, 2001)
"The only obvious problem I might have would be my height."
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No Laughing Mattress (August
29, 2001)
Your girlfriend doesn't want to sleep with you. How much plainer
can she make it? |
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Do the Right Thing (August 22, 2001)
If I did the right thing, how come it hurts like hell? |
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Breaking Up is Hard to Do (August
15, 2001)
Relationships are about relating. They're not just about having
a warm body beside you in bed... |
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Bar Etiquette (August 8, 2001)
Rather than getting angry at what she did, it would be more
helpful to understand why she did it. |
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The Eternal Dilemma (August 1,
2001)
A woman who complains you're never around but can be consistently
"bought off" (i.e., you send her diamond earrings and she shuts
up for a while) is not a woman worth fighting for. |
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Chance of a Lifetime (July 25,
2001)
I'm sure there's a decent restaurant with tablecloths and a
liquor license somewhere in your county. |
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Jeepers, Creepers, Am I Dating a
Cheater? (July 18, 2001)
Should I have to worry that my woman is unfaithful, and would
you consider what she did as cheating? |
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Dumped for a Woman (July
11, 2001)
You can repress your feelings only so long before they either
A. come out or B. make you and those around you miserable. |
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The Great
Blandini (July 4, 2001)
People who try to please everyone, end up pleasing no one, least
of all themselves. |
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Youth
and Consequences (June 27, 2001)
I'm sure she likes you and enjoys your company, and probably
enjoyed sex with you -- what's not to love about an enthusiastic
22 year old!? |
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Hey...Whud I Do Wrong?
(June 20, 2001)
My girlfriend wants to end our relationship of five years, claiming
I've grown cold and insensitive. She won't talk on the phone
or meet me to hear my explanations... |
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Better Latex Than Never
(June 13, 2001)
Symptoms range from sniffles and watery eyes to a rash to full
out anaphylactic shock. |
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Old Faceful
(June 6, 2001)
"I often wonder if [sex researchers] purposely come to inconclusive
results just to give themselves an excuse to continue their
work." |
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I'm
Just Wild About Hairy (May 30, 2001)
How do women even know you look like Mighty Joe Young in your
birthday suit? |
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To Lick
Her is Quicker (May 23, 2001)
Allowing a man to 'sniff around down there' is an act of incredible
intimacy. |
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Trapped
By Circumstance (May 16, 2001)
Be a stand-up guy and you'll have nothing to feel guilty about.
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On My Way
Out?(May 9, 2001)
She may want to reassure herself that you are, indeed, the right
one, by seeing up close and once again, all the reasons her
ex was wrong. |
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Meet the Parents (May
2, 2001)
...the two of you are now free to whisper filthy nothings into
each other's ears... |
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Let That Pony Run! (April
25, 2001)
Keeping love is like trying to hold a handful of sand. An open
hand holds more than a clenched fist. . . |
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Opposites
Attract (April 18, 2001)
Do you really want to talk to her or do you just want make small
talk until you can go somewhere private and get down and nasty
with her? |
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Just Call Me (Door) Matt (April
11, 2001)
Do you feel such little regard for yourself that you would continue
to forgive a woman who's been cuckolding, lying to you and manipulating
you for years? |
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Flatulence Will Get You Nowhere
(April 4, 2001)
Send her a dozen roses and a gas mask. |
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The Book of Love (March
28, 2001)
Is there an honest book that fully tells what's in store for
the man after marriage? |
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Feast or Famine? (March 20, 2001)
Take a woman out and blow your entire week's paycheck on champagne
and caviar, and she's going to expect this kind of treatment
all the time. |
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Pick
Up Shticks (March 14, 2001)
Either you will make an annoying ass of yourself with great
frequency, or you will spend a lot of time alone, afraid to
make the first move. |
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In Hot Water (March 7, 2001)
Take a deep breath and relax. If you can read, you can cook.
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Like
Ships in the Night (February 28, 2001)
There are gorgeous women everywhere! Why can’t I make "eye contact?"
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Tone
Deaf (February 22, 2001)
While I like my music collection, I have to admit, most of the
CD's I own are not conducive to love-making... |
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Dry Face, Please (January 31, 2001)
OK, you're a babe. What are the best pick up lines? |
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Why Did my Girlfriend Hate the Lingerie
I Bought Her? (January 17, 2001)
For my girlfriend's last birthday I bought her some very sexy,
expensive lingerie in which I knew she'd look hot. She disagreed.
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